Unpredictable

I think I fell in love today. My mom and I went to Portland, stopped at Pioneer Place and then that is when I saw it......Bebe. The best store ever. If I had money I'd buy like all my stuff from there. But instead I'm poor and have to buy all my stuff from the fashionable child labor mecca, Forever 21. Pioneer has some really cool stores. We have a Louis Vuitton. Yes, Oregon does. So I decided that when I'm in my 20's with a successful career I will buy everything from Bebe and live in a nice high-rise apartment with a kick ass dog and hot boyfriend. And wear high heels. Not the wimpy 2 inch ones but the serious heels. The ones where you could take out a man's left testicle with one swift kick. Which would put me at a staggering 6 feet.

We also visited Lewis and Clark College. The campus is very beautiful and in a good location but it's not the right school for me. I need to start thinking about colleges because application deadlines are going to sneak up quick. Like the random down pours thoughout today. It is the middle of August and I wore a down jacket almost all day. Something is wrong with this picture. DAMN EL NINO.

Note to stupid visitors: If you don't have anything useful to say and DON'T understand sarcasm, please refrain from commenting. Thank you.
ie: hey don't want to sound stupid but why do i have dreams about Michael Phelps?
I don't know. Why the fuck should I know? And whoever came to my site by searching for "John Edwards shirtless" is a sick freak. You should be ashamed of yourself! FYI: I'm PMSing.