Never-Forget.org is back! And while it was down Unpredictable celebrated it's 3rd Birthday *throws confetti*

I'm so glad you guys like my new car :) And rofl, I love what Cheryl wrote, "There for your convenience, why not multi-task, you can do a range of things at once. Buy the brand new, top of its range dungy buggy, you won't regret it. Only $999. Bargain, don't miss out!"

I got this retarded haircut the other day. I have choppy long bangs in front that frame my face...the idea was cool but it was not cut right so it looks horrible lol. I'm going back to get it fixed into a nice, soft feather.

I have a huge paper to write and I don't want to do it! *cries* Why do I procrastinate so much? Thank you all you wonderful commenters: Becca, Cheryl, Stephanie, Brittney & Aaron

DUUUDE. I got A FREAKIN CAR. Eeee Ohmigosh, it is such a dream come true! Looook:



Me: omg i'm so excited
Stepho: DUDE! WHEN I GO TO THE COUVE NEXT WEEKEND YOU CAN VISIT ME! PIMPED OUT PLAYAAAA. I BET IT HAS A BANGIN STEREO SYSTEM!
Me: the stero system is BEYOND pimp. the toilet seat even rattles and the water splashes around when i blast it. it EFFING rocks.
Stepho: HAHAH OMGOMGOMGOMG ASHO YOU JUST KILLED ME ROFL THAT WAS THE BEST

New content coming, lots of updates to existing contents and a new layout is all coming in the next couple of weeks. And thank you to all the people who commented :)

BYE. I'M OFF TO RIDE IN MY NEW CAR! (Btw, you HAVE to see the keyless entry system)

Home alone with nothing to do *sigh*. That reminds me of a song, "Sittin all alone in this place, even though we're here face to face. There is something gone but there's nothing missing..." Except that I'm not face to face with anyone...just me, myself and I...erh yeah. Fun times. PAAARTY.

We are geting lockers are school, woot. No more back breaking backpack!! YES. I was telling my mom they took them out before because of kids storing drugs in there and she goes, "They wouldn't do that now though, would they?" and I laughed and told her they would. Then we got to talking about people doing drugs at my school and aaahaha what she said next cracked me up, "Do they go out back....and..smoke grass?!?" Lmfao. Just the tone she used was hilarous.

When I type the lamp on my desk jiggles and makes an annoying sound.

This girl is SO effing cool. Look at what she said about me in her blog: "I long for my web site to be like THIS." OOooh yeah *dances* You have no idea how much a compliment can brighten my day. And speaking of this site, it is going to be 3 years old on the 25th! *throws confetti*

Oh gracious commenters: Lillian, Laura, Ebony, Brittani

Aww this poor, poor little blog has gotten some neglect *strokes it*. BUT HAVE NO FEAR, I am here to blog and show my...gear? Erh yeah. Rhymin ain't my thang. I had so much friggin homework this weekend it feels like I haven't evevn HAD a weekend. Grr. I want my weekend back :(

Katie and I went shopping on Friday and I got this halter in red. It's so soft, you must FEEL IT. Then I also got a sweater for $10...ok I lied, $9.99. I also tried on some prom dresses (I don't even know if I'm going but trying on big, fluffy gowns is fun) and I found this silky purple one that made me feel like a beautiful woman from the 30's. It was so luxurious haha. Anyway...more of my shopping adventures...I got the COOLEST shirt the yesterday. It was only $10, originally $29 and it fits like a glove. DAMN RIGHT BITCH, I AM THE QUEEN OF DISCOUNTS.

I also think I'm getting sick. Blech.

Ebony rooocks.

Yesterday my name was announced over the intercome morning annoucements for winning Honorable Mention in the Valentine's Day Card Conteset for Art Club. Haha...I was like "Yay?" and everyone in my class started talking to me about it lol. It was slightly embarrassing but I've always secretly wanted my name to be on the annoucements hehe. There were only three winners, including myself out of 15 some entries. I get some gift certificate to an art store. Whoop whoop. Who's house? My house!

Umm let see. Dentist tomorrow...for cavity filling....help! I hate novacane and drills.

The movie Crazy/Beautiful was on last night. I forgot how delicious Jay Hernandez is haha. Click once, click again, and click ONE MORE TIME.

So here I am wasting words on another pointless blog.

I saw Luke Jackson walking around the other day. Haha That dude is such a ninnie. I suggested we mob him and break his leg but no one was in my favor. Damn party poopers! *shakes fist*

I got Incubus' new CD, A Crow Left of the Murder. It is amazing. And the lyrics...just dayyum. It totally reflects what is going on in the world today. Incubus has succeed yet again in producing another incredible album.

It's interesting how people find my site through search engines:
-"boob editing photoshop tutorials"
-"nick lachey+earings"
-"what does a cow sound like if it has mad cow diease"
-"ooolala boobs"
-"Spongebob layout"
-"Demented hills"
-"didn't wear my retainer"

Amusing and freakishly cool lyric of the moment: "Darling Nikkie" by the Foo Fighters ..And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind..

Yesterday sucked. My period leaked all over my jeans before I could do anything about it. Luckily I was wearing dark jeans and you couldn't really see the stain unless you cocked your head at a certain angle 5 inches away from my ass. But ;lakje9ehfalkjh. It was just retarded.

I finally redeemed my iTunes gift certificate from Christmas. I got a little Coldplay, Audioslave, Matchbox Twenty and *cough* one Georgle Michael song heh. My list is still very long but I can't spend any money right now.

Saw David again today. That boy is damn cute. It's his loss having a girlfriend that's not me. Damn straight.

Here's my plug for today!

Ah...fresh, new classes. I don't think Math will be too hard but French on the other hand...I've forgotten basically everything we learned last year. The teacher is exactly the same--she spent 40 minutes plus on the course outline, gave the same first day lectures, rabmbled about nothing, and called us "people" more times than I could count. That class/she is an absolute joke.

I love how my dad complains about having so much work and never as time to do anything. If he wouldn't download internet porn all day then he might have some free time. It is fucking disgusting. It has been going on for a long, long time. When I was on our family computer, the one he uses, I would find it all the time, like by saving a picture in IE or opening an image in Photoshop. It was creepy, appalling and barf-worthy ESPECIALLY on the damn family computer. So I would delete every picture I found, how proud of felt. But then I would just discover new ones. Just a couple of minutes ago I was in there when he opened an image in Photoshop and the folder that was open was low and behold, porn. I wouldn't have noticed except for the "preview image" option was clicked. He changed folders quickly and was silent. I didn't say anything in the midst of my absolute revolt and disgust. It is just fucking sick. I don't want to think of him in that light. I am so glad I have my own computer *shudders*.

Today I found out that my beloved crush, David has a girlfriend. (insert long, heaving sigh here). ;lakjsfe9u3wafhd. Thank god she doesn't go to my school. And he looked so good today too *slumps in chair*. He had a little bit of stuble and it was so cute. I want to go on about all the things that attract David to me, but I don't want to bore you.

It's freezing in this house! Someone get me a nice warm David...erh I mean blanket, to cuddle up with.

It's at times like these I'm even MORE glad I have a mac--that email worm can't get me. *strokes her Macintosh then evilly laughs and points at all the suckers who have PCs*

In the midst of my procrastination last night, I updated the contents, make sure to check out the new sections as well: About Me, Ask me, First Celeb Crush, Life as a Dick--NEW, Oxymorons, Paris, Quotes--NEW & Your Mind. (Side note: by clicking these links directly, the layout won't work properly so I suggest clicking the little navigation images towards the top.)

[Edit//] Incubus' "A Crow Left Of The Murder" is on The Leak. Go visit and listen. :)

Everyone has been annoying me lately (Watch out people, I have PMS!), especially in my classes. People at my school are SO stupid and immature. Half of them think they are better than me. Just because your daddy has a lot of money and you think you are all that doesn't make you superior. Soon I will be out of this hell house...*sings* Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

My sweatshirt still smells like onions. God damn food bank making chop a zillion onions. Even after two washings this disgusting smell still lingers on the cuffs *grumbles*.

Only 2 and a half more days of Chemistry!! I am so fucking excited. I hate that class. I have an 83%, which I am very proud of but I can't let it fall to a C because that class isn't THAT hard...I just never pay attention for put any effort into it haha.

Ahem. I would like to explain a little something. Some/most of you know I like Hanson. And most of you still think they are little kids that sing MMMBop. That was seven years ago. What they put out in 1997 was their only "pop" album. Since then they've produced two albums (one acoustic...obviously pop isn't acoustic) that have been totally different from what "mainstream" is today. So don't categorize them if you don't even know what they sound like because they sure as HELL aren't pop. Before you them off as that pop shit I suggest you take a listen to their stuff. I'm not saying you need to like it, just respect it.

From their upcoming album:
· Dream Girl (I highly suggest this one)

A little bit of acoustic:
· Strong Enough to Break
· Underneath

I would provide you with some more clips but I don't want to take up Sez's space and bandwidth. So if you'd like, you can listen to some more enriching music here (electric) and here (acoustic).

Side note: This was not directed towards anyone in particular, because you know I love you all.

I'm have withdrawl symptoms from not being able to get on my own computer. Damn router. It went out for some odd reason so now I can't get on the net, or print or do anything that was previously hooked up to the wirless system. Apple should make routers. Humph. I miss my lappy. :(

N-f was down for a while but now it's back...yay! I'm getting all these hits now because I so generously provided HH with this scan. Zac....those...lips....kiss me. Please? They are so lucious. Or at least talk dirty to me? tehe

Hmm let see. Ramblings: I need a new bra. David is hot. I had a really bad stomach cramp this morning. It left like someone was wringing my stomach out. But luckily it went away when I ate something and when I saw David lmfao. Sooo how about some coments on the new layout? Yes, what a good idea.

New layout. Hell YES. The other one made me cringe. But there is a little problem with this one--I can't seem to match the background pattern with the image. Hmm oh well. Let me know what you think!

Borders decided to be cool and finally got the new Phantom Planet CD in. I HIGHLY suggest it, so get your ass to the record store.

Don't you hate it when you over hear people talking "bad" about you? I went driving today. *gasp* Can you believe it? I got some strange motivation that came from god knows where. After a little bit of eves dropping I hear my dad go, "She DROVE?!? And from there? WHY?" Yeah wtf. Just be happy that I drove. It doesn't happen very often. I don't like when people doubt me. But it always feels good to prove them wrong.

Some stupid warning labels that I found particually funny:

-A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

-On a 12-inch-high storage rack for compact discs: "Do not use as a ladder."

-A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding."

-A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or unconscious."

-A container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."

-A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner."

-A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."

-A label with a hair dryer reads, "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."

-A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not intended for highway use."

-A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with sunshield in place."

-"Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

This layout is disgustingly ugly. Hideous, infact. I found some cool Photoshop tutorials and I'm going to experiment with those. So new layout soon.

My 30 hours of community service for projects is DONE.

I love talking about boys.

New layout! I was getting tired of the old one. This one is pretty plain and simple, but that is my mood so it works for now *nods*. Let me know what you think (if the comments aren't being a beotch).

Sooo let see....we're going to...Ha...wa...ii. Hell yeeeeeeesssss. My family and I are going this Christmas. Meehehe I'm so excited I could smack my butt! *smacks it* Ah hell I'll smack Zac Hanson's while I'm at it too! It's a graduation present (no, not that ass smacking you stupid). Also my mom has been wanting to go back for a very long time. And hey, the flight is even free since we have plenty of frequent flyer miles racked up from years ago. WHEEEE! So many hot hot boys, sandy, beaches and sun (and pinapple)! OMG WHAT IF I SEE SPONGEBOB WHEN I GO SNORKLING?! bahaha I'd laugh and secretly piss myself. And it's not like anyone would know since we'd be in water. (Note to self: Stop fantasizing about meeting cartoon caracters.) It just struck me for the millionth time in my life that I am very very weird and deranged. Someone help. Now. Call Demented Hills.

Edit// BlogSpeak comments can kiss my ass! How come I always get a commenting system that craps out on me? The new ones should work.

The weather has been crazy lately. Snow, cold, ice, correction....massive ice, and rain. It was so icey yesterday that EVERYTHING outside was frozen. The lawn, plants, rocks, mailboxes, sidewalks, you name it. I went ice skating on our patio with my tennis shoes haha. Yeah, I'm cool like that. Luckily it's all melting.

I hate cramps *whacks them with a shovel just like my stupid ass neighbor was doing to his driveway at 7:30 in the freakin morning when I was trying to sleep in, enjoying the 2 hour delay*.

I added some new contents, because I was extrememly bored. So go check that out. Thank you to everyone who has commented over the past few days!

*slips on socks* A little late night rambling again. Ok, it's not so late but I got out of bed, my feet were cold, realized I didn't shut the comptuer off, and had a sudden urge to blog about nothing. Winter Break is almost over *whimpers*. I don't want it to end. I enjoy sitting on my lazy ass all day long, scrapbooking, talking on the phone and eating. Speaking of eating, I had a bowl of chocolate ice cream with cookies and marshmellow cream on top. Then the night before I spead Nutella over bread and topped it with marshmellows. I know my period is coming when I have cravings like this haha.

So I typed in "tooting" at google just because I was bored. Welcome to Tooting, Endgland. Yes, there really is such a place. And strangely enough, I want to live there.

Last night I had a dream that I was flirting with David, then I started walking away and he poked me in the boob. I just kept walking even faster and was like, "Holy shit.." Then I walk into a classroom where the girl sitting next to me is drinking Vodka out of a water bottle. lol Oh the dreams I have...

Playlist - "Dream Girl" by you know who if you know me well enough. FYI, keep this on the DL. Hnet nazis are EVERYWHERE *screams in horror*

I thought Katie had changed, with her self-centered, annoying ways...but no. She called me today "OMG Ash, I have NO idea what to do! The only time I can fit in community service is tommorrow and the place will probably be closed! Ah, I can't fit it in any other time! And no place is open ont the weekend! OMG I'm SO stressed!" I gave her some ideas. "But UGH, I don't want to do that!" So I was thinking 'screw it' and told her "I can't help you, figure it out for yourself," in a really bitchy tone. Ha I was proud of myself. And she uses me when she has nothing else to do and no one else to hang out with. I'm not going to stand this shit anymore. Maybe I'll ask her, "No one else could hang out with me...I called everyone I knew! So do you want to do something? Huh?"

My mom took me to the dermatalogist the other day for my "acne", a total of 5 pimples, two of which are under the skin. Yeah, wtf? She was all secretive and up tight-up about which annoyed the shit out of me. It's a fucking pimple. "But I'm really concered and it's important to me to get thist taken care of." Insert another WTF? here. The medicine they perscribed me was also used to treat anthrax. Haha who would of thought? I talked my mom out of making me take it, with a strong agruement of how I don't want to injust a potentially fatal medication for just a few pimples. It's also really degrading when she takes takes my 5 pimples so seriously. It's like saying "You're ugly. And I want to fix it." If she was laid-back and casual about it, I wouldn't give a crap.

I'm cranky and pissed. Happy fucking new Year.

Enough of my complaining. I'm going to go eat more brownies and get fat.

I woke up this morning and was pleasantly surprised by SNOW! Whee it was fun. That means I have to do community service tomorrow and Wednesday, instead of today and tomorrow like I planned. Thank god for snoooow *sings*.

The new year is approaching so I've decided to make a list of New Year's Resolutions:

-Spend less time on Hanson.net, and the internet in general
-Think only about making myself wonderful
-Work out for 15 min. each night, just enough to get toned
-Stop living in a shell and caring about what others think of me
-Re-unite with my Pee-towners and meet Hanson again
-Meet Hanson and go to a Maroon5 show with Becca
-Become less worrisome
-Do more social activities outside of school
-Spend more time with friends, less time at home
-Stop being lazy
-Go to more concerts and shake my ass
-Have more fun and enjoy life

My brain is tired (..must..get..food..and..lick..Zac..Hanson), and that's all I can think of at the moment. Share yours! And have a safe and happy 2004 :) And while you're at it, sign the poor, lonely guestbook.

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas! :) I got a lot of great stuff--clothes, candles, ornaments, soft towels, undies, beads, chocolate, scrapbooking materials, and a little figurine of my dog with wings and a halo. It almost made my cry when I opened it lol.

My old gbook is being spammed by porno! lmao I went to check it earlier today and all these images of girls in thongs and bikini's came up advertising their porn sites. Greeeat.

I've never typed with nails this long before. I now understand why pianists always keep their nails short. I'm having a slightly challening time typing haha. I didn't think they can grow this long. I'm not going to trim them until the end of break. So in the meantime I can SCARE everyone with my dagger-like nails! *evil laugh*

Mad Cow diease has now hit the US...and it's only a state away from me. Meeps. For those of you who don't know what Mad Cow diease is, it's tranmitted to the cow by infected chemical feed, and basically what it does it eat away at your brain, then you die. Hopefully the beef that was infected was not eaten by anyone (and we had prime rib for xmas dinner, yay). So only organic beef for Ash (and you) from now on.

I added all of the Christmas graphics I got, click the "Contents" link to your right and away you go. Plugs to everyone who sent me one: Becca, Sez, Cheryl, Mez, Mattie