I just got back from having lunch with my mom and a nice little Mexican eatery. We were walking to the car when I realized that she wasn't with me anymore, so I look back to find her digging in the trash--head and arms inside the can, and butt sticking out. In the midst of my confusion I asked, "WHAT are doing?". Everyone was staring at her with WTF looks haha. Then this lady goes, "Are you looking for your keys? They are right on the table." The table was two feed away from the trash can. *shakes head* I'm not going to say anything more.

This is my last day of spring break :( I don't want it to end. Eventhough I did NOTHING, it was still nice to relax and sit on my ass. And I think I only got one of my goals accomplished haha..figures.

Why do people watere their lawns in the heat of the day when half the water will evaporate before it even hits the roots?

[EDIT//] I updated Almost Dailies, First Celeb Crush, Your Mind, Ask Me, About Me, My Music, Quotes, Lyrics, Rambles

I spent $72 on two bras the other day. They are good bras that will last a while and they are so comfy...plus my boobies are worth it! Yeeeah. I got this one and this one.

I have to work on this stupid very involved Senior project this weekend. And I'm only a Junior...obviously my school is retarded.

Earlier today I was sitting at the computer typing when all the sudden I heard a "pop" and saw stuff shooting all over the place out of the corner of my eye. My orange juice exploded! I'm still trying to figure out HOW. Maybe it was the ice cracking that caused the explosion? Or it was laced with a pinch TNT (aaaaah!)? *scary music* Do do do do do do.

The other day I was reading Elle Girl (which I do not suggest to get because it took them 3+ months to send my my god damn subscription) and it said "EVERYONE. BRIGHT EYE SHADOW IS IN." And a few entires back I was telling you how I wore that damn cool purple shadow to school. So beware people of the world, you are now reading the blog of a trend-spotter...wearing the trends before they happen. Ooh YES.

Thank you to everyone whose commented on the last couple of entires :)

New layout (finally)! I think I went a little overboard on the brushes, but I don't care because I love the photograph so much.

I went to the Portland Art Museum in Friday with Art Club. The highlight was seeing Monet's Waterlilly painting. Monet is my painting idol haha. Going to the museum brought back memories from my Paris "excursion".

And holy fucking shit. Andrea, Peter, Amanda and I were sitting in the parkblockes next to the museum when all the sudden a clown drove by driving this hella scary car. He started staring at us with these evil eyes and yelling, "Don't let me down!" (I thought he was saying "Smack that bitch down!" but the previous makes more sense because when he was driving away he was like, "Extremo for mayor!") And he had this effed up stuffed animal green "monster" and monkey hanging out the side of his window. Then when he turned the corner he let out the most possesed laugh I have ever heard. I can't even explain it....it made all of us shit our pants. Go visit his website. *shudders*

Katie and I went to Wall-Mart and right as we walked by these two guys were like "Ooooo YEAH, now that is what I'm talking about! It doesn't get any better than that!!" Freaks.

*dances*
Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An' if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know
*end dance sequence*

Had to get that dancing out of the way....while sitting in my chair. How does she do it, you ask? Just HOW does she do it?
INTERPERATIVE DANCE=FUN.

Oh boy, here goes my dad complaining once again. Just over a year and I'll be OUTTA here. I really don't know why I'm blogging right now. I have nothing interesting to say. But wait, do I ever? No. Maybe only once in a blue moon. Spring Break next week...sleeeeeeep. I have a full list of things to accomplish: Get the new layout up and update some contents; exercise for at least 15 minutes every night; scan some of my artwork to make a portfolio; paint; and that is all I can think of. But you know I am going going to get 1/2 of 1 thing done.

A guy trying to act retarded came to our door wanting to sell something tonight haha. It was so random.

Alex left this comment: You should update more... your life is fun to read about. :c) *giggle* I think I'm speechless (partly because I find a lot of my life a complete bore, so it is cool to know that at someone thinks it's fun). And just because you have made me extrememly happy, I will update more often for you! <33 I've been meaning to but school work has been a beotch.

The drying went off 20 minutes ago. Oops.

The past few days have been gorgeous--sunny, not a cloud in the sky, warm, but not too hot. On Wednesday Katie and I went to the park and swung. It brought back many old memories from my passion of swinging when I was younger. haha I felt like I was flyyyyyying!

Then today we went down town and while we were waiting in the steps, a 5 year old boy and his mom walked past and the little boy said, "Hiiii! You girls are so beautiful! Where do you live? What are your names?" He had on these huge sunglasses and was carrying a massive lolly pop. He was sooo adorable and his compliment made my day hehe :)

I added two new dailies!! A and S, woot! There was something else I was gonna say, but I forgot. Dur. Updates soon....maybe next blog.

Last night I cried myself to sleep. Every discontent and I have in my life poked it's head out of it's ulgy little shell and surfaced in my mind--from school, friends, home/parents, to my inner thoughts. I can't even express how I felt. I wanted scream and break like...a tv or something hah. I needed someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be all right. It hit me that the only good things I have in my life that I love are Hanson (and all good things surrounding that) and my dog, and he's not even here anymore. He was my ultimate comfort and best friend. I will never get over his death :( Fuck. Now I'm crying.

Since I spent all night crying and didn't get to bed until 2, my eyes were so puffy this morning that it looked like I had spent the night on a bed of pollen. Everyone was like, "Woooah, you looked tired," haha it just made me laugh.

We wrote a paper in English for French class about France banning religious symbols in public schools, and my stupid ass teacher thought I plagarized it. "But it was so beautifully written, I just didn't know." I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or as an insult of her doubting my intelligence.

Today was nice and sunny, I liked it.

I've been so lazy lately. I need to get my ass up off the ground and work out so I don't feel like such a jiggly piece of jello. I know I'm not fat...I just feel so lazy and useless, like I am letting my body go. I'm not treating myself right. And the funny this is when I wanted a gym membership last summer, my parents wouldn't let me get one. Wtf? I don't understand their logic.


I had this purple eyeshadow with tiny silver sparkles fermenting away in my makeup bag (similar to the one at the let), so I decided to takae an angled brush and use it as an eyeliner. And I must say it looked fucking awesome. I am wearing my makeup like that to school more often. Basicially everyone at my school wears black eyeliner, the norm. Yesterday I wore this electric blue liner haha. I rock. Then my favorite is this dusty rose/light wine liner with shimmer. *nods* Why I am talking about this, I have no idea.

My lit teacher read my essay the other day during class. I wasn't paying attention so all I heard it "blah blah blah, I'm going to read some really exceptional essays, blah blah blah, this one is Ashley's, blah blah." I was thinking 'Wait, what? No, it's not mine!' But when he read the title I was like "*gasp* It is mine! Gaah!" Meeps it was so embarrassing because everyone was staring at me and I was laughing/covering my face and the girl next to me was like "Your as red as a tomato!" Which of course made me blush even more lol. But I thought it was cool that my essay was good enough to be read out loud. I was secretly dancing around inside my brain hehe.

Ooh and voting has started at the Fame Awards, so go vote for me!

Never-Forget.org is back! And while it was down Unpredictable celebrated it's 3rd Birthday *throws confetti*

I'm so glad you guys like my new car :) And rofl, I love what Cheryl wrote, "There for your convenience, why not multi-task, you can do a range of things at once. Buy the brand new, top of its range dungy buggy, you won't regret it. Only $999. Bargain, don't miss out!"

I got this retarded haircut the other day. I have choppy long bangs in front that frame my face...the idea was cool but it was not cut right so it looks horrible lol. I'm going back to get it fixed into a nice, soft feather.

I have a huge paper to write and I don't want to do it! *cries* Why do I procrastinate so much? Thank you all you wonderful commenters: Becca, Cheryl, Stephanie, Brittney & Aaron

DUUUDE. I got A FREAKIN CAR. Eeee Ohmigosh, it is such a dream come true! Looook:



Me: omg i'm so excited
Stepho: DUDE! WHEN I GO TO THE COUVE NEXT WEEKEND YOU CAN VISIT ME! PIMPED OUT PLAYAAAA. I BET IT HAS A BANGIN STEREO SYSTEM!
Me: the stero system is BEYOND pimp. the toilet seat even rattles and the water splashes around when i blast it. it EFFING rocks.
Stepho: HAHAH OMGOMGOMGOMG ASHO YOU JUST KILLED ME ROFL THAT WAS THE BEST

New content coming, lots of updates to existing contents and a new layout is all coming in the next couple of weeks. And thank you to all the people who commented :)

BYE. I'M OFF TO RIDE IN MY NEW CAR! (Btw, you HAVE to see the keyless entry system)

Home alone with nothing to do *sigh*. That reminds me of a song, "Sittin all alone in this place, even though we're here face to face. There is something gone but there's nothing missing..." Except that I'm not face to face with anyone...just me, myself and I...erh yeah. Fun times. PAAARTY.

We are geting lockers are school, woot. No more back breaking backpack!! YES. I was telling my mom they took them out before because of kids storing drugs in there and she goes, "They wouldn't do that now though, would they?" and I laughed and told her they would. Then we got to talking about people doing drugs at my school and aaahaha what she said next cracked me up, "Do they go out back....and..smoke grass?!?" Lmfao. Just the tone she used was hilarous.

When I type the lamp on my desk jiggles and makes an annoying sound.

This girl is SO effing cool. Look at what she said about me in her blog: "I long for my web site to be like THIS." OOooh yeah *dances* You have no idea how much a compliment can brighten my day. And speaking of this site, it is going to be 3 years old on the 25th! *throws confetti*

Oh gracious commenters: Lillian, Laura, Ebony, Brittani

Aww this poor, poor little blog has gotten some neglect *strokes it*. BUT HAVE NO FEAR, I am here to blog and show my...gear? Erh yeah. Rhymin ain't my thang. I had so much friggin homework this weekend it feels like I haven't evevn HAD a weekend. Grr. I want my weekend back :(

Katie and I went shopping on Friday and I got this halter in red. It's so soft, you must FEEL IT. Then I also got a sweater for $10...ok I lied, $9.99. I also tried on some prom dresses (I don't even know if I'm going but trying on big, fluffy gowns is fun) and I found this silky purple one that made me feel like a beautiful woman from the 30's. It was so luxurious haha. Anyway...more of my shopping adventures...I got the COOLEST shirt the yesterday. It was only $10, originally $29 and it fits like a glove. DAMN RIGHT BITCH, I AM THE QUEEN OF DISCOUNTS.

I also think I'm getting sick. Blech.

Ebony rooocks.

Yesterday my name was announced over the intercome morning annoucements for winning Honorable Mention in the Valentine's Day Card Conteset for Art Club. Haha...I was like "Yay?" and everyone in my class started talking to me about it lol. It was slightly embarrassing but I've always secretly wanted my name to be on the annoucements hehe. There were only three winners, including myself out of 15 some entries. I get some gift certificate to an art store. Whoop whoop. Who's house? My house!

Umm let see. Dentist tomorrow...for cavity filling....help! I hate novacane and drills.

The movie Crazy/Beautiful was on last night. I forgot how delicious Jay Hernandez is haha. Click once, click again, and click ONE MORE TIME.

So here I am wasting words on another pointless blog.

I saw Luke Jackson walking around the other day. Haha That dude is such a ninnie. I suggested we mob him and break his leg but no one was in my favor. Damn party poopers! *shakes fist*

I got Incubus' new CD, A Crow Left of the Murder. It is amazing. And the lyrics...just dayyum. It totally reflects what is going on in the world today. Incubus has succeed yet again in producing another incredible album.

It's interesting how people find my site through search engines:
-"boob editing photoshop tutorials"
-"nick lachey+earings"
-"what does a cow sound like if it has mad cow diease"
-"ooolala boobs"
-"Spongebob layout"
-"Demented hills"
-"didn't wear my retainer"

Amusing and freakishly cool lyric of the moment: "Darling Nikkie" by the Foo Fighters ..And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind..

Yesterday sucked. My period leaked all over my jeans before I could do anything about it. Luckily I was wearing dark jeans and you couldn't really see the stain unless you cocked your head at a certain angle 5 inches away from my ass. But ;lakje9ehfalkjh. It was just retarded.

I finally redeemed my iTunes gift certificate from Christmas. I got a little Coldplay, Audioslave, Matchbox Twenty and *cough* one Georgle Michael song heh. My list is still very long but I can't spend any money right now.

Saw David again today. That boy is damn cute. It's his loss having a girlfriend that's not me. Damn straight.

Here's my plug for today!

Ah...fresh, new classes. I don't think Math will be too hard but French on the other hand...I've forgotten basically everything we learned last year. The teacher is exactly the same--she spent 40 minutes plus on the course outline, gave the same first day lectures, rabmbled about nothing, and called us "people" more times than I could count. That class/she is an absolute joke.

I love how my dad complains about having so much work and never as time to do anything. If he wouldn't download internet porn all day then he might have some free time. It is fucking disgusting. It has been going on for a long, long time. When I was on our family computer, the one he uses, I would find it all the time, like by saving a picture in IE or opening an image in Photoshop. It was creepy, appalling and barf-worthy ESPECIALLY on the damn family computer. So I would delete every picture I found, how proud of felt. But then I would just discover new ones. Just a couple of minutes ago I was in there when he opened an image in Photoshop and the folder that was open was low and behold, porn. I wouldn't have noticed except for the "preview image" option was clicked. He changed folders quickly and was silent. I didn't say anything in the midst of my absolute revolt and disgust. It is just fucking sick. I don't want to think of him in that light. I am so glad I have my own computer *shudders*.

Today I found out that my beloved crush, David has a girlfriend. (insert long, heaving sigh here). ;lakjsfe9u3wafhd. Thank god she doesn't go to my school. And he looked so good today too *slumps in chair*. He had a little bit of stuble and it was so cute. I want to go on about all the things that attract David to me, but I don't want to bore you.

It's freezing in this house! Someone get me a nice warm David...erh I mean blanket, to cuddle up with.

It's at times like these I'm even MORE glad I have a mac--that email worm can't get me. *strokes her Macintosh then evilly laughs and points at all the suckers who have PCs*

In the midst of my procrastination last night, I updated the contents, make sure to check out the new sections as well: About Me, Ask me, First Celeb Crush, Life as a Dick--NEW, Oxymorons, Paris, Quotes--NEW & Your Mind. (Side note: by clicking these links directly, the layout won't work properly so I suggest clicking the little navigation images towards the top.)

[Edit//] Incubus' "A Crow Left Of The Murder" is on The Leak. Go visit and listen. :)

Everyone has been annoying me lately (Watch out people, I have PMS!), especially in my classes. People at my school are SO stupid and immature. Half of them think they are better than me. Just because your daddy has a lot of money and you think you are all that doesn't make you superior. Soon I will be out of this hell house...*sings* Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

My sweatshirt still smells like onions. God damn food bank making chop a zillion onions. Even after two washings this disgusting smell still lingers on the cuffs *grumbles*.

Only 2 and a half more days of Chemistry!! I am so fucking excited. I hate that class. I have an 83%, which I am very proud of but I can't let it fall to a C because that class isn't THAT hard...I just never pay attention for put any effort into it haha.

Ahem. I would like to explain a little something. Some/most of you know I like Hanson. And most of you still think they are little kids that sing MMMBop. That was seven years ago. What they put out in 1997 was their only "pop" album. Since then they've produced two albums (one acoustic...obviously pop isn't acoustic) that have been totally different from what "mainstream" is today. So don't categorize them if you don't even know what they sound like because they sure as HELL aren't pop. Before you them off as that pop shit I suggest you take a listen to their stuff. I'm not saying you need to like it, just respect it.

From their upcoming album:
· Dream Girl (I highly suggest this one)

A little bit of acoustic:
· Strong Enough to Break
· Underneath

I would provide you with some more clips but I don't want to take up Sez's space and bandwidth. So if you'd like, you can listen to some more enriching music here (electric) and here (acoustic).

Side note: This was not directed towards anyone in particular, because you know I love you all.

I'm have withdrawl symptoms from not being able to get on my own computer. Damn router. It went out for some odd reason so now I can't get on the net, or print or do anything that was previously hooked up to the wirless system. Apple should make routers. Humph. I miss my lappy. :(

N-f was down for a while but now it's back...yay! I'm getting all these hits now because I so generously provided HH with this scan. Zac....those...lips....kiss me. Please? They are so lucious. Or at least talk dirty to me? tehe

Hmm let see. Ramblings: I need a new bra. David is hot. I had a really bad stomach cramp this morning. It left like someone was wringing my stomach out. But luckily it went away when I ate something and when I saw David lmfao. Sooo how about some coments on the new layout? Yes, what a good idea.

New layout. Hell YES. The other one made me cringe. But there is a little problem with this one--I can't seem to match the background pattern with the image. Hmm oh well. Let me know what you think!

Borders decided to be cool and finally got the new Phantom Planet CD in. I HIGHLY suggest it, so get your ass to the record store.

Don't you hate it when you over hear people talking "bad" about you? I went driving today. *gasp* Can you believe it? I got some strange motivation that came from god knows where. After a little bit of eves dropping I hear my dad go, "She DROVE?!? And from there? WHY?" Yeah wtf. Just be happy that I drove. It doesn't happen very often. I don't like when people doubt me. But it always feels good to prove them wrong.

Some stupid warning labels that I found particually funny:

-A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

-On a 12-inch-high storage rack for compact discs: "Do not use as a ladder."

-A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding."

-A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or unconscious."

-A container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."

-A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner."

-A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."

-A label with a hair dryer reads, "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."

-A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not intended for highway use."

-A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with sunshield in place."

-"Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."