Unpredictable

I recently discovered that I can twist my lips at a diagonal angle, like this, except at a more extreme level (thank you Isaac Hanson for the example).

Volunteering at Toys for Tots was um, interesting. Katie and I stacked toys on shelves for three hours. The incompetence of some of the workers was quite annoying. They kept giving us conflicting information. "Stay behind the shelves! *grumble" "Oh no, please give out toys. Feel free to go in front of the shelves." Idiots. The Marines helping at the event were so young...and short haha. I was taller than a lot of them. Humph. I like being tall. It used to be that I was ashamed for being tall but now I embrace it because well, I can reach things. buwhaha. Noo just kidding. It gives me more presence and confidence (meaning confidence level is at 3. Anyone know where I can find some confidence. Anyone? Anyone?). And I have a larger chance to work my sex on you while you shroud in my wrath *menacing laughter*. Erh *looks around nervously*. Anyway.

I'm getting sick. YAY. Oh holy poop on a shhhtick. I forgot about the nice Toys for Tots perk, a free Nine West purse. Those babies are spendy too.

I feel like getting on a catwalk, strutting my stuff to some outlandish techno beats, and wearing a magnificently expensive outfit that no one in the world would be dumb enough to wear. The best part of waking up is Folgers’ in your cup.

Alex and Ryan: I ridiculously love you two. Now go put on your Depend underwear before another feeling gets hurt (or fecal matter unleashed hahaha that sounds like the name of a really bad horror movie).