Dear Ideal Roommate,
Please contact me ASAP because everyone else is unfit and/or are dimwits.
LOOOOOVEEE,
Ash
Dear Opportune Summer Job,
Please hire me so I cane get out of the house. I don’t smell (all the time) and have an amazing knack for blue jeans, dorky life philosophies and fruit smoothies.
Lots of hugs and kisses,
Ashley
"Zen And The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" is an intriguing book; one that needs to be read hundreds of times before you can appreciate the profound words. I think I shall buy it used and highlight it to my hearts content. *whips out bright pink highlighter* Ahaha I really need to get out more.
FYI, the new "recover post" feature on Blogger is a BLOG SAVER. Oy vay!
And RJA, all this time I thought a powerstash was some fancy electronic...
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