New layout! Wootie toot toot. Since autumn is basically here, I thought I'd share my love for fall colors with the world wide web.

I'm still looking for more affiliates, so if you want....come get the hook-up haha. I always think of semi-interesting things to blog about when I am doing something random, but when it comes time to blog I forget them and end up writing something stupid, like this for example. Ok..well I'm off the see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.

Plugs: Rain & Ryan

Edit: 'LJ Icons' added, and '1st celeb crush' and 'Link Me' updated. And just because...

Applebee's brought back their Skillet Sensations song--"I like steak and chicken. She likes melted cheese. I like Skillet Sensations back at APPLEBEE'S." Keep in mind that you have to sing it in a highly annoying voice. Oh the joys of American television advertising. Sarah and I would always sing that last year lol. I haven't seen Sarah much this year. Actually, I haven't seen a lot of people around. Nobody has any classes now! lol I can't wait for 2nd semester because I'll only have two classes every other day and one on the others. WOOT WOOT.

Ackk, I have no voice! It's going slowly as the day goes on. Being sick sucks (oh my gosh, I just used alliteration *snort toooot*). New layout coming very soon.

Edirt // (Edit + Dirt = Edirt hahaha..haha..ha?) Yesterday Eileen gave me a personality test and told me my results were an "iX": intuitive, a feeler and perceiver, and highest possible introvert. Rofl. That's always good to hear lol. I'm introverted and I'm PROUD.

Looking for more affiliates and dailies! Leave your link by commenting or email me. :D

Beemans gum is really good. I wish they offered it more than for just a couple of months every few years. Old school gum makes me happy.

I'm so excited--I'm seeing The Carolines in a few weeks. Mehehe *dances* I couldn't see them last time, but I will be there rocking out next show. Narf. (God I'm such a dork).

I got a tattoo. Ok, I lied...it's henna. Someday it would be cool to get a real tattoo, but of what is clueless. Definitely NOT going down the Hanson symbol route *shudders*. That would be a dire mistake.

Lately I've been blurting out French and random times, meaing to say something in English. Like, "merci" and "oui" and "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?". Okay, the last one isn't true but that is irrevelant.

Remind me to stop spending money; I got another pair of shoes, a turquoise shirt, a white lace tank, and a funky raspberry-colored sweater. But everything was on sale/very cheap. How would my shopping addiction fare without TJ Maxx and the occasional Old Navy?

"WASHINGTON - Shortly before the U.S. bombing and invasion of Iraq last year, Saddam Hussein gathered his top generals together to share what came to them as astonishing news: The weapons that the United States was launching a war to remove did not exist."

This is me inpersonating and mocking Bush:
*hehe* HEY EVERYONE! I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE U-NITED STATES. *giggle, giggle* We bombed the hell out of Eeeraq because they had WMDs. But guess what? They really didn't. *coves mouth* Oppsies! We just killed a bunch of people for nothing! *twitch*. Now our grand children's grand childen will be paying off this war. *blinks 5,000 times*

Yes, I know. That was very mature but I couldn't help myself.

I bought a Henna Kit at a natural market yesterday--the clerk was really cool (What other 'normal' store would you find some dude in a knit cap, holding back his dreads, and giving yout he 'hang ten' sign as you walk out the door?). Hippies have a very nice, fun, relaxing aura to them. A lot of my friends said I should've been one in the 60's. Katie told me the other day that she could invison me swaying with my arms in the air, dancing at a concert. lol That is so true. Especially if I wear my hair a certain way and get the right duds (haha..duds, that's a funny word). There is still time to be a hippie! I'M OFF TO MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR! Peace!

New freaking layout! What do you think? A comment or two would be nice. Alex, winner of the Layout Contest was the genius behind this little creation. She had the ideas and I put them to uhhh..the test? Anytoot. If you look closely you will see some things other than just a bowl of orange raspberries, a pink naner and a girl blowing a bubble.

There is this guy I see many times throughout the day walking in the halls. We always glance at eachother but never do anything. I must find out who he is. Watch, he's probably a freshman haha. Hmm. I know I was going to write something else. It will probably come to me later.

OH and some of the contents was also updated. Hooray. My counter host is acting up :( I don't remember what # it was at. Maybe 15,000+. Does anyone know by chance? (Very unlikely, but it is worth a try)

MICHAEL PHELPS IS COMING TO OREGON. MICHAEL PHELPS IS COMING TO OREGON. MICHAEL PHELPS IS COMING TO FREAKING OREGON. Fewh. I had to get that out of my system. It would be a miracle if I could go...

Lately I haven't been blogging much here. I usually write stupid stuff at my lj. And if you have MySpace, you should go check me out. Um let see. What else is new? Oh yeah, I'm trying to figure out which coat to get (omg like WHAT a like omg a deleima). This one, numero duex, ou numero trois. I also got my prom dress yeterday.....8 months early. Hell yeah. hahaha I found it accidently and fell in love with it. Plus it was 40% off. My huge 4,000+ word Senior Paper rough draft is due sometime late next month. *bangs head on desk*

Right now I'm discoing to The Bee Gees "Stayin' Alive".

Something funny: The "Louie Louie" Conspiracy Theory

Greetings from the co-president of Art Club. Do I sound dorky now, or what? haha Eileen and I got everything ready for today at lunch and had about 30 people show up. Yay! Good turn out if I must say so myself (must've been those cool flyers I made hahaha).

Ew. I don't know why I was complaining about boys in my last post. Most of them are dumb. I don't need boys, I've got music! Which is very true, music is my best friend. Thank you commenters, btw. xo :)

Since most of you are party poopers and don't want to submit anything for the layout contest, here's some clues for the winning layout (if no more submissions are sent in..so that means I would have more than a total of 1):




...be confused. Be very confused. (And afraid. Bwuhahahahaha.)

Victoria's Secret has the cutest stuff. But who would I ever wear this for? Is it sad that I'm 17 and have never had a boyfriend nor kissed anyone? My excuse is that they are no good guys at my school. But that is not a good excuse. There is, although I just won't talk to them. I'm too shy for confrontation. I'm afraid to go up the someone and say "Hey!" not knowing what to do after that, etc. Or to start up a conversation for example, I can't do that very well because I fear I'll run out of things to say or say something completely idiotic. I wish I was more outgoing. Sometimes life would be easier and I wouldn't have to deal with my mind running a million miles per secound with wildly random thoughts.

I love how my 'friends' ask to go to the football games with me this season, and then never end up calling me to ask if I wanted to go. I could've called Sarah (the one who asked me) but I lost her number. Always good times. Always. It's sad because I only have one friend that I assosicate with on a regular basis outside of class and that's Katie. We'll probably end up doing something tonight and like nting a movie with Orlando Bloom so we can drool all over him. Ha. High School sucks man.

Now I'm in a crappy mood.

You should check out some of these cool Northwest bands: The Pale, The Carolines, MindHead

You know what you should do? Enter the layout contest....or else *scary horror movie music and evil laugh*. The yearbook mis-spelled my last name in the Art Club photo. IDIOTS. Nights with Alice Cooper roooocks my nights. I returned my Converse and got these Steve Madden's in black. My throat kind of hurts and my right contact is dry. The guestbook is kind of lonely. Poor, poor, little thing. I can't decide if I should like Matt or Peter. Based just on these names, who sounds better? This is one random paragraph.

Yesterday after pulling out of my school parking lot there was a sign taped to the stop sign saying, "Time Machine For Sale..Call (insert random # here)." lmfao That has to be the greatest sign I've ever seen. Question of the day: What is the craziest sign you've seen?

LAYOUT CONTEST

About:
A winner will be randomly selected (each submitter is given a number) and their layout idea (design my me) will be used on my site for at least one week. Plus the winner will get many plugs.

Rules:
1. You must have a name and email to enter
2. You must submit an idea
3. You should check out this link

Submit:
You can enter here or simply comment and include your name, email, site address (if applicable), and your layout idea.

Mad props to Alex for coming up with this. You roooock.

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I went shopping today (again) and bought another pair of jeans. They were on sale Levi's.....I couldn't resist. You know me and jeans lol. They are very lowrise so I must be careful. Plumbers crack is so unattractive. Unless of course it is Michael Phelps, then that is a whole different story.

When football season is over I will be very glad. I won't have to contend with hearing my dad yelling at the TV and commenting on every play, call or statement the announcers say. Plus all of the other college football talk that happens in the days separating the games. It gets quite annoying. There are much more important aspects in life than football. Football is meaningless.

Yay for commenters: Tamara, Miranda, Ryan, Becca

I got these shoes the other day. I'm trying to figure out if I should keep them. They are super cute (I fee like an air head saying that) but don't really match much. What do you think?



I think I'm going to re-do my senior pictures--send back the ones I took back in August and go to another photographer. They lack professionalism. Would you want to pay $325 when in half of the pictures your face is shadowed beyond clarity? The few I do like I'm going to scan hahaha. Sneaky me.

This guy on TLC's makeover story said this today and I have decided it's my new moto: "I ain't got no booty but it does the duty."

Lovely commenters: Becca & Alex (You are a genious!! I love the contest idea. Next post I will start it.)

Hmm, this layout is already boring me. What can I do to make this site more exciting? It's a total bore *hears snoring sounds from audience*. Oh wait, hold up, hold up, hold up (three times fast, bitch). I can get an exciting life! Yes, that is it. But where can I find one of those? I hear they are really hard to come by.

There is less than a week until school starts. DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK. NOOOOO, I won't do it!! Yeah, see most people are excited for their senior year. But I'm just like, "Blah. Whatever. Let's get it over with so I can move on to the next stage of life (where ever the hell that might be)."

Uh yeah. I guess that is all thats gonna come out of this blabbering mouth for tonight. I'm going to bed!

Plugs: Becca, April

New layout! What do you think? Leave a comment, s'il vous plait. Also did a little updating to the contents: Ask Me, 1st Celeb Crush, Your Mind, Affiliates, & Bootylicious Boys (you'll never guess who I added, heh).

This is my last full week of summer vacation :( I'm filled with sadness knowing that I'll soon be deprived of everything summer. I scheduled a hair appointment too. A cut and highlight, possibly a carmel color. BUT I'M SO SCARED. I've never had my hair colored before (does markers count?). What if it turns out fugly? What will I do then?!?!!? AHHHH. *screams in horror*

I think I fell in love today. My mom and I went to Portland, stopped at Pioneer Place and then that is when I saw it......Bebe. The best store ever. If I had money I'd buy like all my stuff from there. But instead I'm poor and have to buy all my stuff from the fashionable child labor mecca, Forever 21. Pioneer has some really cool stores. We have a Louis Vuitton. Yes, Oregon does. So I decided that when I'm in my 20's with a successful career I will buy everything from Bebe and live in a nice high-rise apartment with a kick ass dog and hot boyfriend. And wear high heels. Not the wimpy 2 inch ones but the serious heels. The ones where you could take out a man's left testicle with one swift kick. Which would put me at a staggering 6 feet.

We also visited Lewis and Clark College. The campus is very beautiful and in a good location but it's not the right school for me. I need to start thinking about colleges because application deadlines are going to sneak up quick. Like the random down pours thoughout today. It is the middle of August and I wore a down jacket almost all day. Something is wrong with this picture. DAMN EL NINO.

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ie: hey don't want to sound stupid but why do i have dreams about Michael Phelps?
I don't know. Why the fuck should I know? And whoever came to my site by searching for "John Edwards shirtless" is a sick freak. You should be ashamed of yourself! FYI: I'm PMSing.

I got my school packet on Friday--I have like, no classes haha. It's scary that I'm a senior, like Frankenstein's malnutritioned clone scary. Yesterday my senior pictures arrived. They are okay. I thought they would turn out better and admittedly I'm disappointed. There is only one that I truly like. The shadowing really sucks in some of them *hits photographer*. Plus I think some of them would be nicer if I had a better face hahaha. It's like in Ms. Doubtfire, "Face....I need a face!" Then she sticks her face in the frosting of a cake. Maybe I'll get a nose job or something.

The internet is working on my computer again so expect a new layout soon.

Since I'm getting SO many referrals from the likes of, "Michael Phelps shirtless", "Hot Pictures of Michael Phelps ", "michael phelps hot body", "Michael Phelps is cute", etc. I don't dare disappoint, so here is a hot picture of Michael Phelps shirtless:


I...I....i....omg. I can die happy now.



But sorry ladies (and men too...), he has a girlfriend. That bitch is LUCKY. If he swims like that in the water, can you imagine....okay I'm going to stop now before I go crazy. People on this site are already taking about marriage, divorce and other rumors. They remind me of Hanson fans.

There was a 4.7 earthquake off the coast of Newport last night and I felt it...ahhhh. We were watching the Olympics around 9 or so and all the sudden the house creeked a little and my chair was shaking. I haven't been in one for a long time. Sometime in the future there is supposed to be this huge destrucitve earthquake that will destroy everything in the Northwest. Good times.

I'm starting to make a Michael Phelps fanlisting. I'm not obsessed *looks around*. If anyone is willing to host it and help me set up the PHPFanbase (cause I'm stupid) then that would be very cool!

I decided that one day I'm going to dye my hair red (make note of the one day part). A nice auburn red with some fun lighter, natural-looking highlights. Also very good times.

Special plugs: Becca, for always commenting abd being my friend. And to Ryan, for wishing me a happy birthday in his blog that I just now saw.

Pictures went really well. It sprinkled a little bit though and I kept blinking (gah!).

I'm so glad the Olymics are finally here! Swimming is my favorite event. I mean, just LOOK at their bodies. Ok and I watch it partly for Michael Phelps...

/start teenybopper moment/
OMG I LOVE YOU MICHAEL PHELPS!!! YOU ARE SO FKING CUTE!!!!! I LOVE YOU! Yes Ian Thorp you are cute too but MICHAEL PHELPS HAS SUCH PRETTY EYES AND A HOT BOD.
/end teeny moment/

*cough* Anyway, I hope Michael wins a lot of gold because he deserves it. He is an incredible athlete. Watching all this swimming on TV makes me want to take lessons again and become a professional swimmer so I could marry Michael Phelps. Eerh I MEAN, so I could umm..swim? But no really, I stopped taking lessons 5 years ago because I reached the highest level. I wish I would've pursued it after that. Look at me. I'm only 17 years old and I already have regrets.

You can't resist the MP.

Yes, I realize that Uggs are very ugly and are for fashionistas who want to be trendy. But mother of pearl, they are SO comfortable. If they weren't so *cough* interesting looking and extremely trendy, then I would wear them EVERYWHERE. Even to bed. They are the most comfy shoe I've ever tried on. (Becca, this shoe store down here where I found them is so cool...I think you'd like it lol.)

Ice cream is good on hot days. Especially chocolate like I just had 20 minutes ago. I think I'm getting a slight tan. It wouldn't be considered tan on anyone else but for me it is a drastic change.

I was just thinking about school and I really don't want to go back. Like really, really. That place is dumb. The people suck and the actual building is disgusting. And the education? What education? Ha.

Senior pictures are next Friday. I have almost all of my outfits and make up situation planned out but hair is another thing. I shudder at the subject of my hair. I've been attempting to get a (slight) tan before the 13th rolls around but the weather has been horrible. Overcast. Rainy. Grey. Blech.

My aunt, two cousins and I went to the coast today. I tried shea butter for the first time. The beach was foggy yet surprisingly warm...for the Oregon Coast on a cloudy day. The fog was so dense that you could barely see the ocean from the sand. It was kind of a cool effect. Then some dumb fuck was body boarding. He was decked out in a full on body suit that had a HAT lmfao. We were joking that he probably had gloves and footies hehe. We went to the ice cream parlor afterwards (ahh the sweet aromas of ice cream) and the cutest guy was working there. When I saw him I felt this instant attraction. A Topher Grace clone except taller, darker and handsomer. We kept stealing long glances at eachother. It was like lust at first sight. Le sigh. I need some boy love.

Thanks to everyone who has commented on the last few entires! A hug and a half for you guys. :)

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