I just got back from having lunch with my mom and a nice little Mexican eatery. We were walking to the car when I realized that she wasn't with me anymore, so I look back to find her digging in the trash--head and arms inside the can, and butt sticking out. In the midst of my confusion I asked, "WHAT are doing?". Everyone was staring at her with WTF looks haha. Then this lady goes, "Are you looking for your keys? They are right on the table." The table was two feed away from the trash can. *shakes head* I'm not going to say anything more.

This is my last day of spring break :( I don't want it to end. Eventhough I did NOTHING, it was still nice to relax and sit on my ass. And I think I only got one of my goals accomplished haha..figures.

Why do people watere their lawns in the heat of the day when half the water will evaporate before it even hits the roots?

[EDIT//] I updated Almost Dailies, First Celeb Crush, Your Mind, Ask Me, About Me, My Music, Quotes, Lyrics, Rambles

I spent $72 on two bras the other day. They are good bras that will last a while and they are so comfy...plus my boobies are worth it! Yeeeah. I got this one and this one.

I have to work on this stupid very involved Senior project this weekend. And I'm only a Junior...obviously my school is retarded.

Earlier today I was sitting at the computer typing when all the sudden I heard a "pop" and saw stuff shooting all over the place out of the corner of my eye. My orange juice exploded! I'm still trying to figure out HOW. Maybe it was the ice cracking that caused the explosion? Or it was laced with a pinch TNT (aaaaah!)? *scary music* Do do do do do do.

The other day I was reading Elle Girl (which I do not suggest to get because it took them 3+ months to send my my god damn subscription) and it said "EVERYONE. BRIGHT EYE SHADOW IS IN." And a few entires back I was telling you how I wore that damn cool purple shadow to school. So beware people of the world, you are now reading the blog of a trend-spotter...wearing the trends before they happen. Ooh YES.

Thank you to everyone whose commented on the last couple of entires :)

New layout (finally)! I think I went a little overboard on the brushes, but I don't care because I love the photograph so much.

I went to the Portland Art Museum in Friday with Art Club. The highlight was seeing Monet's Waterlilly painting. Monet is my painting idol haha. Going to the museum brought back memories from my Paris "excursion".

And holy fucking shit. Andrea, Peter, Amanda and I were sitting in the parkblockes next to the museum when all the sudden a clown drove by driving this hella scary car. He started staring at us with these evil eyes and yelling, "Don't let me down!" (I thought he was saying "Smack that bitch down!" but the previous makes more sense because when he was driving away he was like, "Extremo for mayor!") And he had this effed up stuffed animal green "monster" and monkey hanging out the side of his window. Then when he turned the corner he let out the most possesed laugh I have ever heard. I can't even explain it....it made all of us shit our pants. Go visit his website. *shudders*

Katie and I went to Wall-Mart and right as we walked by these two guys were like "Ooooo YEAH, now that is what I'm talking about! It doesn't get any better than that!!" Freaks.

*dances*
Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An' if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know
*end dance sequence*

Had to get that dancing out of the way....while sitting in my chair. How does she do it, you ask? Just HOW does she do it?
INTERPERATIVE DANCE=FUN.

Oh boy, here goes my dad complaining once again. Just over a year and I'll be OUTTA here. I really don't know why I'm blogging right now. I have nothing interesting to say. But wait, do I ever? No. Maybe only once in a blue moon. Spring Break next week...sleeeeeeep. I have a full list of things to accomplish: Get the new layout up and update some contents; exercise for at least 15 minutes every night; scan some of my artwork to make a portfolio; paint; and that is all I can think of. But you know I am going going to get 1/2 of 1 thing done.

A guy trying to act retarded came to our door wanting to sell something tonight haha. It was so random.

Alex left this comment: You should update more... your life is fun to read about. :c) *giggle* I think I'm speechless (partly because I find a lot of my life a complete bore, so it is cool to know that at someone thinks it's fun). And just because you have made me extrememly happy, I will update more often for you! <33 I've been meaning to but school work has been a beotch.

The drying went off 20 minutes ago. Oops.

The past few days have been gorgeous--sunny, not a cloud in the sky, warm, but not too hot. On Wednesday Katie and I went to the park and swung. It brought back many old memories from my passion of swinging when I was younger. haha I felt like I was flyyyyyying!

Then today we went down town and while we were waiting in the steps, a 5 year old boy and his mom walked past and the little boy said, "Hiiii! You girls are so beautiful! Where do you live? What are your names?" He had on these huge sunglasses and was carrying a massive lolly pop. He was sooo adorable and his compliment made my day hehe :)

I added two new dailies!! A and S, woot! There was something else I was gonna say, but I forgot. Dur. Updates soon....maybe next blog.

Last night I cried myself to sleep. Every discontent and I have in my life poked it's head out of it's ulgy little shell and surfaced in my mind--from school, friends, home/parents, to my inner thoughts. I can't even express how I felt. I wanted scream and break like...a tv or something hah. I needed someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be all right. It hit me that the only good things I have in my life that I love are Hanson (and all good things surrounding that) and my dog, and he's not even here anymore. He was my ultimate comfort and best friend. I will never get over his death :( Fuck. Now I'm crying.

Since I spent all night crying and didn't get to bed until 2, my eyes were so puffy this morning that it looked like I had spent the night on a bed of pollen. Everyone was like, "Woooah, you looked tired," haha it just made me laugh.

We wrote a paper in English for French class about France banning religious symbols in public schools, and my stupid ass teacher thought I plagarized it. "But it was so beautifully written, I just didn't know." I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or as an insult of her doubting my intelligence.

Today was nice and sunny, I liked it.

I've been so lazy lately. I need to get my ass up off the ground and work out so I don't feel like such a jiggly piece of jello. I know I'm not fat...I just feel so lazy and useless, like I am letting my body go. I'm not treating myself right. And the funny this is when I wanted a gym membership last summer, my parents wouldn't let me get one. Wtf? I don't understand their logic.


I had this purple eyeshadow with tiny silver sparkles fermenting away in my makeup bag (similar to the one at the let), so I decided to takae an angled brush and use it as an eyeliner. And I must say it looked fucking awesome. I am wearing my makeup like that to school more often. Basicially everyone at my school wears black eyeliner, the norm. Yesterday I wore this electric blue liner haha. I rock. Then my favorite is this dusty rose/light wine liner with shimmer. *nods* Why I am talking about this, I have no idea.

My lit teacher read my essay the other day during class. I wasn't paying attention so all I heard it "blah blah blah, I'm going to read some really exceptional essays, blah blah blah, this one is Ashley's, blah blah." I was thinking 'Wait, what? No, it's not mine!' But when he read the title I was like "*gasp* It is mine! Gaah!" Meeps it was so embarrassing because everyone was staring at me and I was laughing/covering my face and the girl next to me was like "Your as red as a tomato!" Which of course made me blush even more lol. But I thought it was cool that my essay was good enough to be read out loud. I was secretly dancing around inside my brain hehe.

Ooh and voting has started at the Fame Awards, so go vote for me!