Wow, I always forget how many kids we get for Halloween. There are hundreds! No joke, it's crazy. We went though three huge Costco bags and three regular sized bags of candy. Some kids are so frantic for the candy that I have to pass it out a million miles a second or else I'll get mobbed. My pumpkin kicked ass. It was freaking huuuge. I carved a "spooky ghost" on it and added some bats.

Everyone in my family keeps asking me about college and I'm like, "I DON'T FREAKING KNOW!! GAAAHHHH. STOP ASKING ME!" Becca, now I know how you feel lol.

Last night I had a dream that I gained a massive amount of weight. People were coming up to me and saying, "Woah there, Ash...gained a little bit of weight, huh?" and "OMG, you got bigger over the summer!" hehe It was quite funny actually, but at the same time frightening.

Thanks commenters: Alex, Ryan, Rain, Brittney, Janet, Becca

I was thinking this morning about American politics (holy shit. this is where you get scared). Yeah, it is pretty funny to mock Bush and his lack of public speaking skills, but it gets old. People, the media, and other sources dwell on his pronunciation problem like his campaign depends on it. People talk about this to avoid others subjects, the real issues that matter. Like tax cuts, war, abortion, gay marriage, etc. Yes, he is slightly embarrassing and produces quite a good laugh. But when it comes down to it, people are not going to vote on how well a person may or may not speak in public. They are going to vote for the canidate that supports the issues they believe in. We need to focus on the real issues.

Basically the whole of politics are so petty. I hate it. That is why the debates are pointless for me. Each canidate attacks one another instead of talking about what is important. Blah, you'll never see me in DC. Hahaha check out that rhyme, beotch.

Oh another note, my contacts are driving me INSAAAANE. Thanks to all the commenters, you made my day like a bail of hay singing Macy Gray. This is where you tell me to shut up with the rhyming (and I don't even like Macy Gray....)

New layout! Wootie toot toot. Since autumn is basically here, I thought I'd share my love for fall colors with the world wide web.

I'm still looking for more affiliates, so if you want....come get the hook-up haha. I always think of semi-interesting things to blog about when I am doing something random, but when it comes time to blog I forget them and end up writing something stupid, like this for example. Ok..well I'm off the see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.

Plugs: Rain & Ryan

Edit: 'LJ Icons' added, and '1st celeb crush' and 'Link Me' updated. And just because...

Applebee's brought back their Skillet Sensations song--"I like steak and chicken. She likes melted cheese. I like Skillet Sensations back at APPLEBEE'S." Keep in mind that you have to sing it in a highly annoying voice. Oh the joys of American television advertising. Sarah and I would always sing that last year lol. I haven't seen Sarah much this year. Actually, I haven't seen a lot of people around. Nobody has any classes now! lol I can't wait for 2nd semester because I'll only have two classes every other day and one on the others. WOOT WOOT.

Ackk, I have no voice! It's going slowly as the day goes on. Being sick sucks (oh my gosh, I just used alliteration *snort toooot*). New layout coming very soon.

Edirt // (Edit + Dirt = Edirt hahaha..haha..ha?) Yesterday Eileen gave me a personality test and told me my results were an "iX": intuitive, a feeler and perceiver, and highest possible introvert. Rofl. That's always good to hear lol. I'm introverted and I'm PROUD.

Looking for more affiliates and dailies! Leave your link by commenting or email me. :D

Beemans gum is really good. I wish they offered it more than for just a couple of months every few years. Old school gum makes me happy.

I'm so excited--I'm seeing The Carolines in a few weeks. Mehehe *dances* I couldn't see them last time, but I will be there rocking out next show. Narf. (God I'm such a dork).

I got a tattoo. Ok, I lied...it's henna. Someday it would be cool to get a real tattoo, but of what is clueless. Definitely NOT going down the Hanson symbol route *shudders*. That would be a dire mistake.

Lately I've been blurting out French and random times, meaing to say something in English. Like, "merci" and "oui" and "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?". Okay, the last one isn't true but that is irrevelant.

Remind me to stop spending money; I got another pair of shoes, a turquoise shirt, a white lace tank, and a funky raspberry-colored sweater. But everything was on sale/very cheap. How would my shopping addiction fare without TJ Maxx and the occasional Old Navy?

"WASHINGTON - Shortly before the U.S. bombing and invasion of Iraq last year, Saddam Hussein gathered his top generals together to share what came to them as astonishing news: The weapons that the United States was launching a war to remove did not exist."

This is me inpersonating and mocking Bush:
*hehe* HEY EVERYONE! I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE U-NITED STATES. *giggle, giggle* We bombed the hell out of Eeeraq because they had WMDs. But guess what? They really didn't. *coves mouth* Oppsies! We just killed a bunch of people for nothing! *twitch*. Now our grand children's grand childen will be paying off this war. *blinks 5,000 times*

Yes, I know. That was very mature but I couldn't help myself.

I bought a Henna Kit at a natural market yesterday--the clerk was really cool (What other 'normal' store would you find some dude in a knit cap, holding back his dreads, and giving yout he 'hang ten' sign as you walk out the door?). Hippies have a very nice, fun, relaxing aura to them. A lot of my friends said I should've been one in the 60's. Katie told me the other day that she could invison me swaying with my arms in the air, dancing at a concert. lol That is so true. Especially if I wear my hair a certain way and get the right duds (haha..duds, that's a funny word). There is still time to be a hippie! I'M OFF TO MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR! Peace!

New freaking layout! What do you think? A comment or two would be nice. Alex, winner of the Layout Contest was the genius behind this little creation. She had the ideas and I put them to uhhh..the test? Anytoot. If you look closely you will see some things other than just a bowl of orange raspberries, a pink naner and a girl blowing a bubble.

There is this guy I see many times throughout the day walking in the halls. We always glance at eachother but never do anything. I must find out who he is. Watch, he's probably a freshman haha. Hmm. I know I was going to write something else. It will probably come to me later.

OH and some of the contents was also updated. Hooray. My counter host is acting up :( I don't remember what # it was at. Maybe 15,000+. Does anyone know by chance? (Very unlikely, but it is worth a try)