MICHAEL PHELPS IS COMING TO OREGON. MICHAEL PHELPS IS COMING TO OREGON. MICHAEL PHELPS IS COMING TO FREAKING OREGON. Fewh. I had to get that out of my system. It would be a miracle if I could go...

Lately I haven't been blogging much here. I usually write stupid stuff at my lj. And if you have MySpace, you should go check me out. Um let see. What else is new? Oh yeah, I'm trying to figure out which coat to get (omg like WHAT a like omg a deleima). This one, numero duex, ou numero trois. I also got my prom dress yeterday.....8 months early. Hell yeah. hahaha I found it accidently and fell in love with it. Plus it was 40% off. My huge 4,000+ word Senior Paper rough draft is due sometime late next month. *bangs head on desk*

Right now I'm discoing to The Bee Gees "Stayin' Alive".

Something funny: The "Louie Louie" Conspiracy Theory

Greetings from the co-president of Art Club. Do I sound dorky now, or what? haha Eileen and I got everything ready for today at lunch and had about 30 people show up. Yay! Good turn out if I must say so myself (must've been those cool flyers I made hahaha).

Ew. I don't know why I was complaining about boys in my last post. Most of them are dumb. I don't need boys, I've got music! Which is very true, music is my best friend. Thank you commenters, btw. xo :)

Since most of you are party poopers and don't want to submit anything for the layout contest, here's some clues for the winning layout (if no more submissions are sent in..so that means I would have more than a total of 1):




...be confused. Be very confused. (And afraid. Bwuhahahahaha.)

Victoria's Secret has the cutest stuff. But who would I ever wear this for? Is it sad that I'm 17 and have never had a boyfriend nor kissed anyone? My excuse is that they are no good guys at my school. But that is not a good excuse. There is, although I just won't talk to them. I'm too shy for confrontation. I'm afraid to go up the someone and say "Hey!" not knowing what to do after that, etc. Or to start up a conversation for example, I can't do that very well because I fear I'll run out of things to say or say something completely idiotic. I wish I was more outgoing. Sometimes life would be easier and I wouldn't have to deal with my mind running a million miles per secound with wildly random thoughts.

I love how my 'friends' ask to go to the football games with me this season, and then never end up calling me to ask if I wanted to go. I could've called Sarah (the one who asked me) but I lost her number. Always good times. Always. It's sad because I only have one friend that I assosicate with on a regular basis outside of class and that's Katie. We'll probably end up doing something tonight and like nting a movie with Orlando Bloom so we can drool all over him. Ha. High School sucks man.

Now I'm in a crappy mood.

You should check out some of these cool Northwest bands: The Pale, The Carolines, MindHead

You know what you should do? Enter the layout contest....or else *scary horror movie music and evil laugh*. The yearbook mis-spelled my last name in the Art Club photo. IDIOTS. Nights with Alice Cooper roooocks my nights. I returned my Converse and got these Steve Madden's in black. My throat kind of hurts and my right contact is dry. The guestbook is kind of lonely. Poor, poor, little thing. I can't decide if I should like Matt or Peter. Based just on these names, who sounds better? This is one random paragraph.

Yesterday after pulling out of my school parking lot there was a sign taped to the stop sign saying, "Time Machine For Sale..Call (insert random # here)." lmfao That has to be the greatest sign I've ever seen. Question of the day: What is the craziest sign you've seen?

LAYOUT CONTEST

About:
A winner will be randomly selected (each submitter is given a number) and their layout idea (design my me) will be used on my site for at least one week. Plus the winner will get many plugs.

Rules:
1. You must have a name and email to enter
2. You must submit an idea
3. You should check out this link

Submit:
You can enter here or simply comment and include your name, email, site address (if applicable), and your layout idea.

Mad props to Alex for coming up with this. You roooock.

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I went shopping today (again) and bought another pair of jeans. They were on sale Levi's.....I couldn't resist. You know me and jeans lol. They are very lowrise so I must be careful. Plumbers crack is so unattractive. Unless of course it is Michael Phelps, then that is a whole different story.

When football season is over I will be very glad. I won't have to contend with hearing my dad yelling at the TV and commenting on every play, call or statement the announcers say. Plus all of the other college football talk that happens in the days separating the games. It gets quite annoying. There are much more important aspects in life than football. Football is meaningless.

Yay for commenters: Tamara, Miranda, Ryan, Becca

I got these shoes the other day. I'm trying to figure out if I should keep them. They are super cute (I fee like an air head saying that) but don't really match much. What do you think?



I think I'm going to re-do my senior pictures--send back the ones I took back in August and go to another photographer. They lack professionalism. Would you want to pay $325 when in half of the pictures your face is shadowed beyond clarity? The few I do like I'm going to scan hahaha. Sneaky me.

This guy on TLC's makeover story said this today and I have decided it's my new moto: "I ain't got no booty but it does the duty."

Lovely commenters: Becca & Alex (You are a genious!! I love the contest idea. Next post I will start it.)

Hmm, this layout is already boring me. What can I do to make this site more exciting? It's a total bore *hears snoring sounds from audience*. Oh wait, hold up, hold up, hold up (three times fast, bitch). I can get an exciting life! Yes, that is it. But where can I find one of those? I hear they are really hard to come by.

There is less than a week until school starts. DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK. NOOOOO, I won't do it!! Yeah, see most people are excited for their senior year. But I'm just like, "Blah. Whatever. Let's get it over with so I can move on to the next stage of life (where ever the hell that might be)."

Uh yeah. I guess that is all thats gonna come out of this blabbering mouth for tonight. I'm going to bed!

Plugs: Becca, April